Elvis Sighted on Mars!

The Mars Pathfinder recently returned pictures from the surface of Mars. What we learned was startling. Just look at the picture below to see for yourself...

Elvis on Mars

The question of what REALLY happened to Elvis has been answered. He was abducted by aliens, and marooned on Mars. I propose you write your local officials and demand we mount a rescue mission immediately!

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